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Which Condom would you use?

This was sent to me. I thought it was funny. Hope you do too.
Nike Condoms: Just do it
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop
Mentos Condoms: The fresh maker
Flintstones Condoms: Ten million strong... and growing
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling; I love what you do for me!
Ford Condoms: The best never rest
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock
Dodge Condoms: Built ram tough
Volkswagon Condom: Drivers Wanted
Nissan Condoms: Enjoy the ride
Oldsmobile Condoms: It’s not your father’s Condom
Dial Condom: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: ‘Cause hey-- you never know
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing
Pepsi Condoms: The Choice of a New Generation
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one
Doritos Condoms: Use all you like... We’ll make more
Prego Condoms: It’s in there!
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life
AT&T Condom: Reach out and touch someone
MCI Condoms: For friends and family; Is this a great time, or what?
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going...
M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Double Mint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex Condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
Delta Airlines Condoms: Delta's ready when you are
United Airlines Condoms: Fly United
The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before
Ruffles Condom: Ruffles has ridges
The LAPD Condom: To protect and to serve
Kawasaki Condom: Let the good times roll
Tic Tac Condom: Put one in your mouth and get a bang out of life
Trix Condom: Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
Frosted Flakes Condom: They’rrrrrreee GGGGRRRREEEEEAAAATTTTTTT!
Baskin Robin's Condom: 31derful flavors!
Bartles & James Condom: Thanks for your support
Greyhound Condom: Leave the driving to us
Disneyland Condom: Happiest place on earth
Chevron Condoms: Use them? People do
Gas Company Condom: Glad to be of service!
76 Gas Condom: We Get It
Ryder Truck Condoms: We're There When You Need Us
Thomas' English Muffin Condom: How can something that looks so funny taste so good?
Timex Condom: Takes a lickin, but keeps on tickin!
Heinz Condom: 57 varieties
Wendy's Condom: Where's the Beef?
Burger King Condom: Have it your way
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; Make a run for the border
The Carl's Jr Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place,  it doesn't belong in your face
In & Out Condom: That's what a Condom is all about
Finesse Condom: Sometimes you need a little and sometimes you need alot
Brim Condom: Fill it to the rim
Folger's Condom: Good to the last drop
Rice A Roni Condom: The San Francisco treat
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple
America Online Condom: So simple, even a child can use it
Intel Condoms: Intel Inside
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today ?
American Express Condoms: Do more
Visa Condom: It's everywhere you want it to be

Told you it was funny!


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