Looking
Better Than Ever
Bite in your Breakfast
This is just too good not to pass on!
----- Russian Woman Blows Chance For Breakfast in Bed -----
RUSSIA - A 30-year-old Russian couple will think twice
from
now on before having "sausage" with their pancakes. The
woman
was evidentially performing oral sex on her boyfriend
while
he was frying pancakes in their kitchen. The tragedy
occurred
when he dropped the cast-iron pan on her head. The intense
pain caused her to involuntarily grit her teeth. As a
result,
the man is being treated for severe bite wounds on his
penis,
while his partner suffered a concussion.
So watch out for those big ole link sausages gurls!