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Bigamist or What?

This was sent to me and I swear it's confusing to me so read it carefully.

Follow closely, this gets a little complicated. Katherine is
an Irish expatriate who used to be a man named Damien. She(?)
is married to a man in Norfolk, VA named Pat who used to be
a woman named Patricia. According to federal prosecutors,
Katherine is in the country illegally and changed her gender
to marry Pat who changed his gender to hide from his former
spouse, John Martin, whom he had never divorced. Since Pat
is still legally married to another man, his marriage to
Katherine is not binding, and now both of them are under
indictment for defrauding the Immigration and Naturalization
Service. If they're really unlucky the Feds might throw in
polygamy as well.

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